Money talks.
City’s transfer fund?
More zeroes than the scoreboard.
Two clubs. One suspiciously similar shirt.
Who’s more famous,
ya daft bastards?!
MAN CITYMANCHESTERCity buys superstars.
BORAT FCKAZAKHSTANBorat sells potatoes.
Man City / Borat FCSame blue. Wildly different budgets.
MAN CITYMANCHESTERBORAT FCKAZAKHSTAN
← Man CitySame kit. Different overdraft.Borat FC →
Spuds pay the bills.
Borat’s transfer fund?
Whatever the potato stall made.
Already fuming.
“Which one’s City?”
“The expensive one, la.”
The match report / 01
Nice pass, lad.
Wrong payroll.
Same shirts. Same ball.
One ref asking for a transfer.
“Pass to the lad in blue.”
“Boss tactics, that.”
City scout signs a Borat player.
Turns out he’s the kit man.
Checks the badges.
Still asks who’s on his payslip.
From the archives / 02
Nine past City.
In Liverpool, la.
9EVERTON
1MAN CITY
“Nine–one? That’s not a result.
That’s a postcode, lad.”
Goodison Park · 3 September 1906 · First Division.
A joint-record eight-goal league defeat for City. Even the budget couldn’t save that one. City’s own match history ↗
Borat’s glory days / 03
Only eight.
Get in, lad.
8TRACTOR UNITED
1BORAT FC
“City let in nine. We let in eight.
Who’s the big club now, la?”
The Potato Cup · sometime in the 1930s, apparently.
Seven-goal defeat. One goal less embarrassing.
“And we did it on a potato budget, lad.”
Scouse commentary / 04
Same blue.
Different blag.
A Liverpool voice. Absolutely no filter.
Hide the receipts, lad.
“City signs a striker. Borat shifts another sack of spuds.”SAME SHIRT. DIFFERENT CASH FLOW.
“Nine–one at Goodison? Even the pie man got an assist.”PROPER BAD AFTERNOON, THAT.
“That’s not a high press. Borat’s just chasing his bus.”PROPER WORK RATE, TO BE FAIR
“Same kit, la. Check the receipt if ye want the tactics.”THE SCOUTING DEPARTMENT HAS SPOKEN
Last orders, lad
Who’s the real big club?
Pick a side. Give the group chat something to argue about.
Your pick only. No votes counted. No mates convinced.